Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

It's not a secret that men and women differ greatly. And the differences are not only physical. A man and a woman rarely have a similar reaction to the same event. It's not like we all pay attention to the exact same thing. Well, I guess it's good... up to some point.
And here we just see another example of how differently men and women see the world. I guess, when John was reading Sheila's letter, all he thought was: "Hmmm, she needs an advice... so her car broke... yeah, there could be several reasons why... aha..... here you go!" I don't think he payed any attention to the rest of the text. "my car broke", yeah, why would I care about something else?
I just wonder what kind of answer a woman would provide to a man, who is upset about his broken car... Would it be something like: "Oh, dear, just go shopping somewhere, buy yourself something nice, it would cheer you up right away!!!". Helpful, as always. :)

Porky Pig

Not all people like pork... and some are not allowed to eat it because of their religion. Well, I'm not a huge fan of pork either,  but I do eat it sometimes. And I'm definitely enjoying the view of this ground pork sculpture. What can I say? Creative people can't just plain cook, they need to make it fun. :) I just wonder how they use other stuff in the kitchen... :)

CAR ACCIDENT CLAIM after FREE BEER on a Road :)

Sorry, guys, I know this picture is gonna break your heart. It just killing me to think, how many bottles have been broken. But somehow I just can't stop looking at this pic... Oh, wait, there are still a lot of undamaged bottles left... Ahhh, somebody got lucky there, I guess, especially considering the fact, that no one was hurt... except those precious beer containers... argh...

Don't Get Busted Gazing At Playboy Girls!

I know many women, who would never understand men's passion for Playboy magazine. Not that I'm a huge fan of it, but they do have some interesting articles, topics and interviews. (Yeah, like you gonna believe me. lol). Anyways, I don't think it's bad to take a look at beautiful girls... occasionally ;) ...  We, guys, just admire the Beauty, that's all ;)... most of us, I mean... but not in this guy's case... What can I say? Whatever your reason for reading Playboy is, just don't get caught  with this first-time-seeing-naked-girl face ;)

LOWEST AUTO INSURANCE For A Truck Bigger Than My House!

Back when I was a little kid, my favorite toys were cars, trucks, vans, tricycles, bicycles, race cars... pretty much everything that had wheels. Well, now that I'm all grown up, nothing changed much. I'm still obsessed with vehicles, although of a much bigger size ;) But it's still almost everything that has wheels :).

I don't know why, but I love these huge monster trucks. When I was little, I thought it was so cool to have one! Now I know that it's too big for a toy. And that it's actually not a toy at all, but I still think, it's cool to work on this thing. I wonder, how it feels to be that high on the road!

I like these picture. These trucks look like toys, when you compare them with the Monster Truck.

Mac (Apple) vs Windows

Sorry, guys, this post won't be about something funny. I got a serious question here to discuss. What operating system is better: Mac or Windows.?
I must admit, I've never been a huge fan of Apple computers. Yeah, you can beat me now, Mac-lovers :). Well, may be I was just a bit cheap- I couldn't make myself spend couple Ks on something that I could buy two-three times cheaper (oh, and Macs software is more expensive, too). But now I can say that I've made my decision on buying that HP desk-top based on a thorough comparison  between both systems. Yeah, I'm that smart. lol. 
Seriously, guys, I always knew Apple computers were expensive, but I used to think there was something super magical about them. ha ha. But I just loled, when I read that they rated their 2T hard drives at $550! Gosh, at that price, there definitely should be something magical about those drives, because the best 2T drive on the market is only around $180 (and, yes, it's better, than Apple's one, ha ha).
Now, you want a decent display for your Mac, don't you? Hmm, well, you'll have to pay $899 more  for a 24" display! Want go bigger? Then $1799 is your price! For 30"!
Oh, there's a lot of other stuff about those Macs.. check for yourself...
Well, I think all computers on the market are overpriced, but with Windows, you can at least  see some competition, like you can choose between Sony, Dell, HP, Toshiba, Gateway, Acer and so on, and so on :).
On Black Friday I found a decent Toshiba lap-top at Best Buy for ONLY $200! A great computer to browse the Internet, watch movies on the go (15" screen!), do some daily tasks (not for newest games, though, but I mostly needed it for the internet, and for that purpose it does a wonderful job)
So, don't let rich guys to fool you, guys! Good LUCK!

Cute Puppy

As I mentioned in my previous posts, I love animals (and how can you not adore these fun creatures?). And I also like watching babies, they just keep surprising me :) Oh, and did I mention baby animals? They are also too cute! :) Like this little puppy! I had to share this video! This furbaby is just too cute and funny!
While I was watching this video, an interesting idea came to my mind... How often we are mad at ourselves (especially when we don't know who we are, when we loose  our way)! It can be really frustrating! So, I wish you, guys, to be friends with yourselves no matter what!
And HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, everyone!!!

We ARE From Two Different Planets! (BEER and closets.lol)

I always wondered why our beautiful halves are so fond of this "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" book. Well, I guess the author did reveal some of our, men's, dark sides in it. joking. But anyways, he managed to show the fact that we have differences, and often speak different languages (well, we speak the same language, but somehow we mean completely opposite things sometimes. lol).
Frankly speaking, I could never understand why many women (hmm, and some men also :) ) are sooo crazy about clothes, shoes and closets. Beat me, ladies, but I thought it was kinda silly. Well, thanks to this beer commercial, now I totally understand what you feel! And, I guess, some of you thought, us, guys, were silly passionate about beer, football and other stuff? Well, now YOU know what WE, guys, feel!!! ;)

A New Bestseller Book

Finally our men's dream came true! A genius guy named Dr. Alan Francis has written a book on "everything men know about women, based on years of research and interviews with thousands of men from all walks of life, he presents the most complete picture ever revealed of men's knowledge of their opposite sex. Fiercely frank and brilliantly insightful, this work spells out everything men know about such topics as:

-making friends with women
-romancing women
-achieving emotional intimacy with women
-making commitments to women
-satisfying women in bed"

So now we can learn all this precious information from one tiny book! Oh, wait.... Oh, nooooo!... Apparently I'm not the only guy, who knows nothing about "achieving emotional intimacy with women"... *cry*

Can you believe that someone actually sold over a million copies of a blank book? I guess women loved the opportunity to point out to their men how miserable they are thinking they know something about "most complex of all creatures".  No wonder, this book has actually been "written" by a woman!

Oh, well, I guess our beautiful halves just want us to try harder to please them!

So if, dear ladies, you are not pleased with your men and presents they gave you for Christmas, you now know what to give them for Valentine's Day! :)

How To Turn a Warehouse Into Ruins in 10 Seconds

When I was a kid, I thought that driving forklift was the best job ever. I imagined riding in that thing all over the warehouse, racing with other fork-lifters to determine who was the fastest one. Well, now that I grew older, I know that racing isn't really in job responsibilities. Moreover, it's forbidden actually. So, as you can guess, I didn't choose forklifting as a career ;) And probably I was right, it turns out to be a difficult job, especially, if you aren't a great driver. I wonder if there is such thing as a forklift driving test, if not, they definitely need to think about doing those tests in every warehouse.


So, dear forklifters, please drive safely! Or it will cost a warehouse a lot of money, and you - your job!
By the way, does anybody know if "bad driving" is covered by warehouses' insurance? :) If yes, then in the case on this video, the insurance company agents will have a lot of stuff to count!