Saturday, April 30, 2011

The Male Brain (in women's opinion)

I bet my female readers would love this one! Not that I agree with this pic, but men can definitely drive a vehicle with manual transmission so much better than most women do! But what's with that lame excuses gland? Ha? When I say that I was late because I had to take my neighbor's dog to a doc because he asked me to do this for him, it's not some lame excuse! I really mean it! (well, it's not the whole truth, I actually was begging him to allow  me to his fur baby to a veterinary clinic instead of meeting your parents, but it was just a small meaningless detail, nothing to mention about, right?)... And all those huge "sex" areas? Do you really think it's all about sex in men's head? Gosh! You really hurt my feelings right now! SO, please, just bring me that remote now, they're showing Alba tonight! And football! And no, I never heard you telling me I needed to buy some groceries today! It just never happened!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

What Stops You From Loosing Weight

So, it's spring time again, and guess what? It's a weight loss time again! I'm pretty sure that almost every person on our planet thought about loosing weight at least once in his/her life. (I personally know many super skinny girls who diet once or twice a year, because "OMG, I gained a whole pound"). Well, and since it's time to reveal some flesh to the world, we search the Internet for new super effective diets and exercises. And if you are wondering why none of them works, try removing magnets from your fridge, who knows, may be they are the only thing that prevents you from loosing those damn extra pounds?

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Building Muscles Without Working Out :)

Why do I like this picture? Well, first of all, this guy is really cool, with all that muscles, ya know? (Haha, and you thought, I was going to say I liked to look at that butt?). And the second thing is that this pic works for both: us, men, and our beautiful halves. What can I say? Most ladies got really pissed off if you are looking at some other girl's butt. But with this pic you got an excuse! And may be she will even like to take a look at this I'm-all-muscle dude!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Mario In Real Life

I don't know about you, guys, but I've been waiting for the winter to end for waaaay too long! And it's been more than a month since this damn cold season is officially over, but, I guess, nobody told Mother Nature about this. Or may be she's been too angry with us... you know... with all those air, water and soil pollution... Anyways, I'm a kind of person, who can see good things in bad situations (well, most of the time ;) ). So while I'm are jumping form dry patch to another dry patch, I imagine myself being  Mario! Do you remember that little dude, who ran and jumped and did a bunch of other stuff? I used to be a huge fan of that game! And, thanks to this lousy weather, I have an opportunity to see how it feels to be Mario in real life! So, guys, cheer up and hurry outside, may be you'll collect some bonuses! :)