Santa’s been throwing ’em back for a few centuries and has zipped around the world a thousand times, which has been plenty of time to pick up some wicked Christmas cocktail recipes. In this infographic from Treetopia are some of his favorite mixed drinks he's collected from around the globe - complete with easy-to-follow mixing instructions. More than just your father's traditional eggnog recipe!
Monday, December 26, 2011
Sunday, May 8, 2011
I know - You Won’t Admit, You Know - I Wont Admit, Let's See What and Why :)
10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won’t Admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won’t Admit:
1. Hickey’s are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.!
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 Truths White And Hispanic People Know, But Black People Won’t Admit:
1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it’s a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
The Male Brain (in women's opinion)
I bet my female readers would love this one! Not that I agree with this pic, but men can definitely drive a vehicle with manual transmission so much better than most women do! But what's with that lame excuses gland? Ha? When I say that I was late because I had to take my neighbor's dog to a doc because he asked me to do this for him, it's not some lame excuse! I really mean it! (well, it's not the whole truth, I actually was begging him to allow me to his fur baby to a veterinary clinic instead of meeting your parents, but it was just a small meaningless detail, nothing to mention about, right?)... And all those huge "sex" areas? Do you really think it's all about sex in men's head? Gosh! You really hurt my feelings right now! SO, please, just bring me that remote now, they're showing Alba tonight! And football! And no, I never heard you telling me I needed to buy some groceries today! It just never happened!
Sunday, April 24, 2011
What Stops You From Loosing Weight
So, it's spring time again, and guess what? It's a weight loss time again! I'm pretty sure that almost every person on our planet thought about loosing weight at least once in his/her life. (I personally know many super skinny girls who diet once or twice a year, because "OMG, I gained a whole pound"). Well, and since it's time to reveal some flesh to the world, we search the Internet for new super effective diets and exercises. And if you are wondering why none of them works, try removing magnets from your fridge, who knows, may be they are the only thing that prevents you from loosing those damn extra pounds?
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Building Muscles Without Working Out :)
Why do I like this picture? Well, first of all, this guy is really cool, with all that muscles, ya know? (Haha, and you thought, I was going to say I liked to look at that butt?). And the second thing is that this pic works for both: us, men, and our beautiful halves. What can I say? Most ladies got really pissed off if you are looking at some other girl's butt. But with this pic you got an excuse! And may be she will even like to take a look at this I'm-all-muscle dude!
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Mario In Real Life
I don't know about you, guys, but I've been waiting for the winter to end for waaaay too long! And it's been more than a month since this damn cold season is officially over, but, I guess, nobody told Mother Nature about this. Or may be she's been too angry with us... you know... with all those air, water and soil pollution... Anyways, I'm a kind of person, who can see good things in bad situations (well, most of the time ;) ). So while I'm are jumping form dry patch to another dry patch, I imagine myself being Mario! Do you remember that little dude, who ran and jumped and did a bunch of other stuff? I used to be a huge fan of that game! And, thanks to this lousy weather, I have an opportunity to see how it feels to be Mario in real life! So, guys, cheer up and hurry outside, may be you'll collect some bonuses! :)
Monday, March 28, 2011
There Are No Boarders And Immigrants When It Comes To The Game!
Sport is such a great thing! Not only it makes us strong and healthy, but it also unites different nations. Oh, and I forgot to mention, it often makes us more creative! Especially when you don't have all the necessary equipment... Yeah, right, that's when boarders become handy. :) You don't get along with your neighbors? Invite them to join you in a game and... voula! You are the best friends! But don't remove that fence too quickly! Cause now you know how to use it the right way!
And if you are not a workout fan, you can always invite your friends over for some beer and GAME!!! Yeah, I love sports!!! (though I'm more of a beer-and-sports-channel kind of guy:) )
And if you are not a workout fan, you can always invite your friends over for some beer and GAME!!! Yeah, I love sports!!! (though I'm more of a beer-and-sports-channel kind of guy:) )
Sunday, March 27, 2011
TATTOO REMOVAL CAN BE A PROBLEM, CAUSE OF THE LOCATION :)
It seems to me that people invent a new way to tell you everything about a new person that you've just met, everyday. We've learned that we can analyse people's facial expressions, we've found out that there many different types of smiles, oh and I forgot to mention, that you need to watch where the person you talk to is looking, and with some training, you would be able to tell, what he's thinking. Well, I'm not sure if this stuff works, but, at least it's entertaining.
So today I decided to share with ya a new way to analyse new people. The good thing is that it's pretty simple. Oh, and while I was checking out this pic, I realized, that I'm already using this method (subconciensly, I guess ;) ). Did you notice that purple area? Well, that's deffinitely what draws my attention to at the bar! And now I know why!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
It's not a secret that men and women differ greatly. And the differences are not only physical. A man and a woman rarely have a similar reaction to the same event. It's not like we all pay attention to the exact same thing. Well, I guess it's good... up to some point.
And here we just see another example of how differently men and women see the world. I guess, when John was reading Sheila's letter, all he thought was: "Hmmm, she needs an advice... so her car broke... yeah, there could be several reasons why... aha..... here you go!" I don't think he payed any attention to the rest of the text. "my car broke", yeah, why would I care about something else?
I just wonder what kind of answer a woman would provide to a man, who is upset about his broken car... Would it be something like: "Oh, dear, just go shopping somewhere, buy yourself something nice, it would cheer you up right away!!!". Helpful, as always. :)
And here we just see another example of how differently men and women see the world. I guess, when John was reading Sheila's letter, all he thought was: "Hmmm, she needs an advice... so her car broke... yeah, there could be several reasons why... aha..... here you go!" I don't think he payed any attention to the rest of the text. "my car broke", yeah, why would I care about something else?
I just wonder what kind of answer a woman would provide to a man, who is upset about his broken car... Would it be something like: "Oh, dear, just go shopping somewhere, buy yourself something nice, it would cheer you up right away!!!". Helpful, as always. :)
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