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Monday, February 21, 2011

Mac (Apple) vs Windows

Sorry, guys, this post won't be about something funny. I got a serious question here to discuss. What operating system is better: Mac or Windows.?
I must admit, I've never been a huge fan of Apple computers. Yeah, you can beat me now, Mac-lovers :). Well, may be I was just a bit cheap- I couldn't make myself spend couple Ks on something that I could buy two-three times cheaper (oh, and Macs software is more expensive, too). But now I can say that I've made my decision on buying that HP desk-top based on a thorough comparison  between both systems. Yeah, I'm that smart. lol. 
Seriously, guys, I always knew Apple computers were expensive, but I used to think there was something super magical about them. ha ha. But I just loled, when I read that they rated their 2T hard drives at $550! Gosh, at that price, there definitely should be something magical about those drives, because the best 2T drive on the market is only around $180 (and, yes, it's better, than Apple's one, ha ha).
Now, you want a decent display for your Mac, don't you? Hmm, well, you'll have to pay $899 more  for a 24" display! Want go bigger? Then $1799 is your price! For 30"!
Oh, there's a lot of other stuff about those Macs.. check for yourself...
Well, I think all computers on the market are overpriced, but with Windows, you can at least  see some competition, like you can choose between Sony, Dell, HP, Toshiba, Gateway, Acer and so on, and so on :).
On Black Friday I found a decent Toshiba lap-top at Best Buy for ONLY $200! A great computer to browse the Internet, watch movies on the go (15" screen!), do some daily tasks (not for newest games, though, but I mostly needed it for the internet, and for that purpose it does a wonderful job)
So, don't let rich guys to fool you, guys! Good LUCK!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Cute Puppy

As I mentioned in my previous posts, I love animals (and how can you not adore these fun creatures?). And I also like watching babies, they just keep surprising me :) Oh, and did I mention baby animals? They are also too cute! :) Like this little puppy! I had to share this video! This furbaby is just too cute and funny!
While I was watching this video, an interesting idea came to my mind... How often we are mad at ourselves (especially when we don't know who we are, when we loose  our way)! It can be really frustrating! So, I wish you, guys, to be friends with yourselves no matter what!
And HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, everyone!!!

Monday, February 7, 2011

We ARE From Two Different Planets! (BEER and closets.lol)

I always wondered why our beautiful halves are so fond of this "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" book. Well, I guess the author did reveal some of our, men's, dark sides in it. joking. But anyways, he managed to show the fact that we have differences, and often speak different languages (well, we speak the same language, but somehow we mean completely opposite things sometimes. lol).
Frankly speaking, I could never understand why many women (hmm, and some men also :) ) are sooo crazy about clothes, shoes and closets. Beat me, ladies, but I thought it was kinda silly. Well, thanks to this beer commercial, now I totally understand what you feel! And, I guess, some of you thought, us, guys, were silly passionate about beer, football and other stuff? Well, now YOU know what WE, guys, feel!!! ;)

Thursday, February 3, 2011

A New Bestseller Book

Finally our men's dream came true! A genius guy named Dr. Alan Francis has written a book on "everything men know about women, based on years of research and interviews with thousands of men from all walks of life, he presents the most complete picture ever revealed of men's knowledge of their opposite sex. Fiercely frank and brilliantly insightful, this work spells out everything men know about such topics as:
-making friends with women
-romancing women
-achieving emotional intimacy with women
-making commitments to women
-satisfying women in bed"
So now we can learn all this precious information from one tiny book! Oh, wait.... Oh, nooooo!... Apparently I'm not the only guy, who knows nothing about "achieving emotional intimacy with women"... *cry*
Can you believe that someone actually sold over a million copies of a blank book? I guess women loved the opportunity to point out to their men how miserable they are thinking they know something about "most complex of all creatures".  No wonder, this book has actually been "written" by a woman!
Oh, well, I guess our beautiful halves just want us to try harder to please them!
So if, dear ladies, you are not pleased with your men and presents they gave you for Christmas, you now know what to give them for Valentine's Day! :)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

How To Turn a Warehouse Into Ruins in 10 Seconds

When I was a kid, I thought that driving forklift was the best job ever. I imagined riding in that thing all over the warehouse, racing with other fork-lifters to determine who was the fastest one. Well, now that I grew older, I know that racing isn't really in job responsibilities. Moreover, it's forbidden actually. So, as you can guess, I didn't choose forklifting as a career ;) And probably I was right, it turns out to be a difficult job, especially, if you aren't a great driver. I wonder if there is such thing as a forklift driving test, if not, they definitely need to think about doing those tests in every warehouse.


So, dear forklifters, please drive safely! Or it will cost a warehouse a lot of money, and you - your job!
By the way, does anybody know if "bad driving" is covered by warehouses' insurance? :) If yes, then in the case on this video, the insurance company agents will have a lot of stuff to count!